Well today wasnt that bad... actually it was pretty boring.. but it could have ben worse for all i know. Soo I went to Canadas Wonderland and well ill say the good parts.. soo my friends little brother came with us and i paid him 50 cents to drink ketchup from those ketchup dispencer thingies lol .. he actually did it.. just like this one time in school .. people paid this retard 2 dollars for each classroom he barfed in .. so for like 5 or 6 buks he literally stuck a finger down his throat and was barfing all over the place -__-.. like ok WTF.. whore much?..
Anywase first ride i went one were liek those spinning up thingies .. i wanted to feel like a kid again :P.. soo and near me and my friends .. there was this crazy girl who was screaming like a maniac like rtarally creepy .. but wel she was having fun watever, so it stopped scaring me, it was just disturping.. until when we allready left ride and headed for the drop zone we hear those fuked up screams again... like shes walking and screaming.. like ok .. thats just retarded.. u can do it on a ride but randomly on street... duude not cool.
Well then after the slight fright I had , me and my friends went to the drop zone.. where i clearly stated that i will not go on it and no one will ever make me.. next thing i know im buckled up on the seats of the ride. --_--" Soo the ride goes up .. my eyes are closed.. im ready to piss my pants, then the ride comes all the way up and its just standing there, my eyes are still closed, then i suddenly feel weightless, and my eyes burst open and i see that i am fallign from enormous hight and i can see everything from up there but as height lowers my crazy screams increase. Well we got down , thank god thats over i though... until i found my self sitting there again... since my other friend just came to the park and he wanted to go i was forced to go as well --_--".... and again i get off shivering.. and then finding myself spazzing out at the first person i see.
Then my friends brother wanted to go on nightmares and i pretended like i wanted too since they were gonna go on a ride that gets u soaked...and i hate gettign wet. So we went on nightmares.. its just a big wheel that goes sidewaysand spins.. its pretty relazing in fact but not scary at all.
Well then we went to the thing that goes upside down and gets you all wet... I protested and didnt go .. one of my friends stayed with me and we took random pictures of my other friends.. and then my friend wanted to take pictures of and with me ... and then he asked this hott guy tot ake pic of us.. and the hott guy thought my friend was my boyfriend --_--" grrrr lol ... that smirk on that guy .. it basically read " cute couple" in a sarcastic way --_--". Well when my friends got off the ride.. my friend had white, thin pants on .. there for u could see his booty .. well underpants .. they were black ... why did i look at his bootey?.. I do not know. Soo we headed to Behemoth.. and on out way i tried telling people to look at his bootey.. too bad no one heard me :(.
Soo on our way to Behemoth we were thinking on goign on Jet Scream but the line was too big so we kept goign to the previous destination of our chocie. When we got to the Behemoth .. i saw the line and started begigng my friends to leave thelling them ill die in that line.. we decided to leave and go on Jet Scream. Its this Jet that you sit in and it goes upside down .. btw the safety things REALLY HURT!!!! for men their ;) ahem ahem Juniors.. and for girls BOOOBS!!!!... it hurts soo much .. last time i went before today while the ride was upside down i slipped out a bit and the safety thing was pressing down really hard on my lungs and i was barely abel to breath .. it was soo scary. Well this time my boobs just hurt =).. the rides fun though .. sometimes peopel spit on you some times i spit on people =P.
Well we got off Jet Scream and were wanderign around the park looking for a small line.. wich we did not find.. soo by that time i got hungry and decided to buy myself poutine and a drink WICH COST FUKIGN 10 DOLLARS!!! AND THE FUKIGN POUTINE IS LIEK FUKIGN SMALL LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!!!. Anywase my point is i was very unhappy and I was even unhappier when i had to share my food with 3 hungry people -__-". THATS DISCRIMINATION!!! OF POOR PEOPLE!!!
Soo after i was robbed of my money and food.. we finally decided to go on the Behemoth .. and the line turned out to not even take that long =) .. while standing in lien for soem time i could nto see the first drop close up.. then the line moved up more.. and i saw it.. that huge fucking thing ... and the thing with behemoth it doesnt have those things going over your shoulders and i feel more comfortable with those lol .. sooo it was only holding ur legs...... soo from that moment i felt a little faint.. and everytime i cam closer i felt more and more faint. When i realized i actually got through the line and i was sitting in the seat all buckled up .. i was thinking should i get off?.. well right when that thought came the ride began moving.. i saw water.. and a though came ot me.. " what if i jump in the water".. well that thought dissapeared quixkly because that would mean gettign my hair wet =P... soo as i felt that we started going up my eyes shut immidiately.. and my friends were moking me i could hear " HEHAHAHAHA LOOK AT LENA AHAHHAHAH".. that is when i was attemting to punch them .. but i didnt .. first of all my eyes were closed and second of all i was holding on soo tightely i was afraid if i let go were tonna drop. Soo I felt that the ride stopped and that is when i knew we were at the peak of the drop ... my heart began racing and i had a sudden urge to barf. And then the ride began tipping.. i heard an annoying loud as hell girly scream .. and as my eyes opened i realized that unbearable scream was my very own. Then I finally felt relieved .. i let my hands go and the frigthened scream was gone .. and replaced by the joyfull scream. That was the best ride ever! When it was done the worker asked everyone " did u enjoy the ride" and i scream the loudest in a manly voice for some reason " IT WAS AWSOME!!!!!". Soo i got off all hyper and happy and I decided to drag everyone on to Top Gun .. my mined changed when i saw the 10 kilometer line. Soo instead we went to Tombraider.. u basically lie down and feel like youre flying in a disturbing way. Well that ride was okey .. not scary .. personally the spins pissed me off. Plus I had to alwayse make sure my skirt wasnt flying up .. i did not want those people in lines to enjoy the view in that way -__-".
Soo that was it.. we didnt go on much rides today because it was boiling hot.. i refused to cool off and i wouldnt let anyone else because i refused to stand aloen and wait for them, and because we came at a bad time where there are too many people.. soo we decided to leave.
Well I came home and now i am writing this well i am done writing this.
Bye Bye♥
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