Oh My Gosh D=....

Well... I havent written in a while to my imaginary readers.. i was thinking of wtiting about the Caribana festival that i went to last saturday.. but i had such an interesting day today that i must record it in my blog :P.

Soo... I invited this guy ive met online to hang out with me .. my friend.. and my other friend whom i have not seen in a whole year.. whose day i made a complete waste of time.. and pile of boredom.. which i am sorry for cathy :( ... if u ever dare to hang out with me again .. ill try to make it less akward.. with less fighting and no russian XD. Soo back to my point,
First arrived Cathy.. with a call she aknoweledged me that she was at the bus stop.. her frightened voice was yelling " IM LOST WHERE AM I I GOT OF THE BUS AND I DONT KNOW WHERE I AM"... soo i had to run and rescue her from the strange lady that started a random conversation with her. On my way to rescue Cathy ... i was surprised by a creeper in the car who screamed " show us your titties"... sadly i could not throw a stone at his perverted fugly face.. because the car was going too fast :(. Soo as i piked up Cathy she surprised me with a delicious cake.. which is gone allready.. since i had the night craving for yummy food which i usually fight since i never have yummy food.. but because of Cathy i will become a real american soon weighting 500 pounds :'(.
Soo next arrived Alex who we have watched talking to my mom though the window.. our stalker skills are wiked sick... they didnt even notice us :)... then it followed by a couple of akward moments..which we had quiet a lot of today --_--.
Soon afterwards my other friend Yaniv had arrived.. me and Cathy went to pick him up.. we greeted eachother with a weird halfhug and a hello. As we walked to my house.. Yaniv made quite good friends with Alex and had forgotten of mine and Cathys existance.. that is until i saw a bike that was missing a wheel that was in a pile of other trash.. and piked up at attemped to ride it.. then Alex and Yaniv turned around and gave me the most frightened look i have ever seen.. so i put the bike down and kept walking --_--". .. And that is when our existence faded in their eyes again.. but very soon that has changed again.. when i saw an abandoned shopping cart on the grass and had driven it onto the side walk and told Cathy to get in.. which she failed at.. adn that is when the guys gave us that look again and this time Yaniv yelled out " LENA WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!"... soo i let go of the shopping cart and kept walking. That is when Yaniv yelled again " LENA YOUR CART". So I turn back and see the shopping cart quickly driving away backwards right onto the road.. soo Cathy becomes a hero and saves the day by stopping the cart. =) Soo in the akward two group position we keep walking to home depot.. where i have to give back my other firend Xhulio the tikets i attempted to sell. I sold one... to Yaniv... i made 3 dollars =D yayyyy!!!!!
Soo we arrived to Home Depot where we saw Xhulio sitting on the lawn chair ... the way he was sitting and talking really made him seem like the head of the mafia XD ... that was cute infact . Soo while Xhulio was trying to brainwashing Alex into being a clubber, me and Cathy escaped and went to Home Depot to find some guy to get his number..which was unsuccessfull since i chikened out.. but then i saw one of those lawn mowers that you can drive.. and had an idea of stealing it and dricing it into a pole.. but that was unsuccessful too :( So Xhulio had to go back to "work" .. and we were getting tired of his constand blabber =P... soo we went our separate ways.
As we walked back .. Cathy made Alex give her a piggy back.. and afterwards i was cruerly insulted.. which made me really angry and me and Cathy escaped to Tim Hortons while the guys went to my house.
At Tim Hortons we ordered some timbits and i got an ice capp and Cathy got a... i think hot chocolate. Soo after we stuffed ourselves we had a briliant idea of escaping to Centrepoint Mall.. but i needed bus tikets soo we had to go home. We were allmost home and Cathys phone rings.. the number was my house number.. soo I pick up and its a man.. not a man.. but a boy talking.. who i still havent figured out.. Yaniv or Alex. And they were looking for us.. soo we get home.. i am still mad about that insult.. soo i say hi in a sarcastic way and me and cathy head inside the house.
We decided not to go to centrepoint.. so instead we went to my plaza. Cathy .. that lucky bitch<3 bought superawsome mascara -_-.. when i could not afford it.. because i dont have a maan to boss around and steal money from :P .. well and cuz the money i stole form my rents i wasted on tim hortons XD. So then we went to the ♥DOLLAR STORE♥... the favourite store of cheap people ( me) :) There we buy Dinkie Dinos .. wich reminds me i dropped mine under the table......ughhh that fucker shitted himself --_--.. oh well :P Soo we got those toys and were being bored for a while after then. And then we came back home and my mom started yelling at me and telling me that i should give my guest more attention and that shes sick and tired of entertaining them. I refused.. because I was still mad. Soo then i told her to tell them to come to my room.. where we offered them the leftover timbits.. which they ate and LEFT THE EMPTY DIRTY BOX ON MY CLEAN TIDY BED --_--".... which made me furious.. soo when they started asking me for pen and paper.. i ignored them.. and when Yaniv threw my toy dog at me.. at first i was throwing it back lightly.. but then i just showed it at him because i was soo over the board furious --_--. And i didnt think they would...but...but...but...they left :'( and that broke my heart.. yes i was still mad and i still am mad.. and wanna poke a stick in their eyes.. but.. i realized i was being sort of too mean... soo I apologized later on.
As me and Cathy were left alone..i could tell that she couldnt wait to get the fuck out of this nuthouse XD The language she couldnt understand was constantly spoken... and then we had nothing to do .. soo gosh.. if i were her id just run way XD... but surprisingly she waited till her mom piked her up :P.... soo yee my apologiez Cathy =(.
Well in conclusion.. i would like to say .. sorry to everyone.. and FUCK YOU FOR INSULTING ME YOU DO THAT AGAIN MISTER ILL FUCK U UP!! Bye♥